Posted 2 days ago

methticles:


One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

shit just got real

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FUCK YEA

FUCK YEA

Posted 6 days ago
forgot i took this last night. tumbling in the hotel hall ways.

forgot i took this last night. tumbling in the hotel hall ways.

Posted 1 week ago
Answer the multiples of 5!
Anonymous asked

shit.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 

Yes.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

no, unfortunately. 

10. What is the last beverage you had?

pacifico.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

no.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

yes, how soon boot camp is coming. and how long im going to be gone. and just how difficult its going to be.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

it would be a bummer.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

not everyone. but some do.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

no, but im going to have to start because ill only be able to write to people in boot camp.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

it was spontaneous, and well we were both really really drunk haha.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

na

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

once i believe.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

apple.

60. Wear slippers?

no.

65. Nike or Adidas?

nike.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

no, just as long as she is happy doing what she does then ill be happy.

75. Do you study better with or without music?

without.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

depends on the weather.

85. Are you patient?

NO.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

fuck it. see what i did there?

Posted 1 week ago
31. 43. 21. Haha.
Anonymous asked

21. Are you in a good mood?

yes. 

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 

no? 

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

yes. all the time. i always act like an dweeb infront of cute girls.

 who ever picked those, picked gay ones. GAY

Posted 1 week ago
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never done this. so do me.

  1. 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  2. 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  3. 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  4. 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  5. 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  6. 6. What are you excited for?
  7. 7. What happened tonight?
  8. 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  9. 9. Is confidence cute?
  10. 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  11. 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  12. 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  13. 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  14. 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  15. 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  16. 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  17. 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  18. 18. The last time you felt broken?
  19. 19. Have you had sex today?
  20. 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  21. 21. Are you in a good mood?
  22. 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  23. 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  24. 24. What do you want right this second?
  25. 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  26. 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  27. 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  28. 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  29. 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  30. 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  31. 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  32. 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  33. 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  34. 34. Listening to?
  35. 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  36. 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  37. 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  38. 38. Who did you last call?
  39. 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  40. 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  41. 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  42. 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  43. 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  44. 44. Do you tan in the nude?
  45. 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  46. 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  47. 47. Who was the last person to call you?
  48. 48. Do you sing in the shower?
  49. 49. Do you dance in the car?
  50. 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  51. 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  52. 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  53. 53. Is Christmas stressful?
  54. 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  55. 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  56. 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  57. 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  58. 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  59. 59. Take a vitamin daily?
  60. 60. Wear slippers?
  61. 61. Wear a bath robe?
  62. 62. What do you wear to bed?
  63. 63. First concert?
  64. 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  65. 65. Nike or Adidas?
  66. 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  67. 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  68. 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  69. 69. Ever take dance lessons?
  70. 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  71. 71. Can you curl your tongue?
  72. 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  73. 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  74. 74. What is your favorite book?
  75. 75. Do you study better with or without music?
  76. 76. Regularly burn incense?
  77. 77. Ever been in love?
  78. 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  79. 79. What was the last concert you saw?
  80. 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  81. 81. Tea or coffee?
  82. 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  83. 83. Can you swim well?
  84. 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  85. 85. Are you patient?
  86. 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  87. 87. Ever won a contest?
  88. 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  89. 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  90. 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  91. 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  92. 92. Do you want to get married?
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lulz-time:

dmann-rjm:

sanitize:

a-sexy-tardis:

thesubstitutepanda:

thisshitfunny:

fadedonthursday:

ninja-kitten-killerz:

haileythetwelfthdoctor:

elliegalaxies:

omfg-its-jack-and-deans-hair:

syntheticearth:

Did not see that coming. 

oh my God. I was like “oh well… this isn’t as good as I’d hoped.” And then the chorus started and now I’m dead hahahahah

can this please be my theme song??

Why did I think this would be appropriate to play for the first time in front of my family at dinner.

WELL.

THAT WAS AWKWARD.

THIS IS WHY I NEED EARPHONES.

I was looking through all the comments and wondering what was the big deal and then the chorus started.

I can’t.

Anyone want to have a rendition of “It all hangs low” after this is burnt out?

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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lickmybutttt:

god fucking dammit 

god fucking dammit is right

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